Mirror, Mirror

I'm fucking sick of goverment services. DMV's are complicated, pointless, and incompetent ghetto or fat fools. They take forever and are in run down shacks. I hate them. Then I got home after failing against because I got nervous and the water department shut down our water and I needed to shit. I was so pissed! I call the water department and I leave a message. Then an indian woman calls and can't speak English. She gives me another number which directs me to the city...but dosn't have the water extension! They say we didn't pay our water bill, but we DID. So I had to take a bucket, fill it with pool water, and pour it into the back of the toilet. I also am pissed at Obama now because he took corporation's funding (including ethanol companies which is really bad since ethanol is just as bad as oil for the atmosphere according to some science journal). I now want to move to Holland. Only good things that happened today was that I downloaded BURNING UP!